Harbour Island – 6 miles in dinghy, 4 kilometres walkedIt was 3:45 am when John and I flopped back onto SeaLight after a sketchy late night 3-mile dinghy ride, this time to drop off our new friend Chris the music engineer/inventor/solar entrepreneur/bar tour guide at the North Eleuthera dinghy dock. It had been an eventful day in Harbour Island.
After an exceedingly long and slow cockpit breakfast, the four of us packed up our beach gear and took the dinghy into Valentines where I stopped briefly at the dive shop to check the price on a two tank dive - $275, ouch! We then sauntered across the island to the pink sand beach, where we nabbed some beach loungers and sat down to enjoy the heat from the clear skies countered by the cooling breeze blowing in steadily from the east, kicking up the surf and rendering useless the snorkelling gear we had brought along.
I decided on a solo walk so started southwards down the perfect beach. I thought about a lot of things as I walked, enjoying the silence and time to reflect. I watched my feet making perfect impressions in the sand, laying permanent marks on the beach, marks that would be there forever and any future person fortunate enough to walk this perfect beach would see them. But then I stopped, turned, and looked back. A large wave broke low on the beach and the water rushed up the shore. I imagine this to be a generation of life. The ocean water spilled sand into my footprints, but they were still visible. I remained motionless, watching, as a second large wave, another generation of life, broke and ran up the beach, gently filling the rest of the footprints. They were gone. No trace of my visit remained. I imagined those footprints to be the things I do in life, the marks I make on the world, the impact I have on people, my accomplishments, my failures, my victories, my losses. All the things I have done and will ever do, erased and forgotten by the inevitable passage of time. I imagined thousands of footprints of others, like mine, all similarly stamped then washed away. I visualized larger and more significant footprints, left by people of greater consequence than me. These did survive many waves but eventually filled in and disappeared. This is the way of life. This is the way of time. These are the things I thought about as I walked.
After returning to my people and relaxing for a while, I asked Ana what time it was.
“Three.”
“Three??” I asked, shocked, as it felt like noon.
"Three,” confirmed John, then added, “And three rhymes with V!”
So we got up and walked over to Mrs. V’s for a round of cold bevvies and a failed attempt at procuring some deep fried snacks. Along the way we passed a lady walking on the beach.
“I think that’s Brooke Shields,” whispered Ana to Catherine.
“Hmmm, I think you may be right,” she replied as they both looked back. “I thought we’d be more likely to see her on Blue Lagoon Island.”
We decided to head back to SeaLight for an early dinner but stopped at the Rock House to check out details of the sandwich board advertisement for live music tonight. Besides the ancient stone staircase leading up the entrance, there was nothing beautiful about this place, but when we entered, we found an oasis of greenery, an outdoor lounge area, classy restaurant, and James Bond bar with accompanying lap pool with dining tables winding around it. A server told us the local band would be starting sometime around 5:30. We’d be back.In our absence, Valentine’s had been attacked and overtaken by a mob of pirates, but the pirates were unusually clean, smiling, not covered in blood, and half of them were sexy lady pirates carrying plastic weapons so the whole thing looked suspect. Upon further investigation we learned it was a pirate wedding.
“I wish I could have had a pirate wedding,” I said, with a dreamy look in my eye.
“I didn’t even know it was an option,” said John.
“IT’S NOT!” snapped both of the ladies together. “No bride would ever agree to that,” Ana added.
So who was this mystical, fun-loving, adventurous, one in a million bride that allowed a pirate wedding? John had to know.
“Where’s the bride and groom?” John asked the pirate with a blacked-out tooth, carrying a plastic cutlass.
“No bride. Two grooms.”
It all made sense. We nodded at each other, glad to have solved the mystery, then John and I mentally shelved our plans for pirate-themed vows renewals.
Back at SeaLight, there was a flurry of showers, a frenzy of pork chop cooking, a slashing of vegetables, a mashing of potatoes, and a pouring of wine. Before we knew it, we were back on land, in the dark, heading for Rock House. And it did not disappoint. I looked around as we lounged at the poolside bar, taking a small break from our lively conversation about sailboats, trip planning, and life. Every dining table was full, with privileged resort visitors wearing suits, dresses, and upscale items of clothing far removed from my grey shorts, flip flops, and button-up Hawaiian shirt, third day on. The Edison lights strung from fascia shone a perfect yellow hazy hue on the diners as they cracked lobster, cracked conch, cracked high class jokes, and cracked out their billfolds to pay the stratospheric bills. The barkeepers wore suits and bow ties. The cocktails were outrageously expensive and perfect. The music was carefully curated, far better than the local band in the outdoor entrance gallery whose setlist was flimsy and talents developing. I felt like an intruder, but was not looked upon as one, as everybody was welcome here. But there was more to discover in the darkness of Harbour Island so we left and walked down to the street to The Elbow Room, the watering hole for locals, drawing them in with fantastic music and (slightly) cheaper drinks.
It took about 30 seconds for us to make friends. I sat on the concrete fence talking to a guy from Vancouver who had lived all over Canada, then France for 12 years, then Miami, then back to Europe, then had settled in North Eleuthera a decade ago and ran a small construction company. My three companions met an outlandish Scottish couple who’d been living here for thirty years. The wife was a close talker, maintained an authentic Scottish accent despite leaving there at the age of six, and had an enthusiastic chest that wanted to reach out and touch someone, and frequently did. More people came, mostly locals but some visitors too, and it became a beehive of activity with golf carts haphazardly abandoned on the street. We met Chris, an American turned local, who latched onto us and told tales of solar panel entrepreneurship, inventing CLASP musical recording technology, engineering albums for KISS and Aerosmith, writing music, and hanging out regularly with his neighbour Lenny Kravitz. He sounded like a world class bullshitter, then as he was scanning his phone to show us photos of his lovely three young daughters, I couldn’t help but notice one of him with Lenny in a recording studio, one of him with Gene and Paul, and one of him with the whole Aerosmith band standing behind a table holding the Stanley Cup. This was one interesting dude.

Chris suggested we go next door to The Landing as he'd always found it a good place to meet interesting people. What we found there was another classy bar, with dozens of tables of rich folk dining, another sublime lap pool, and the airbrushed iconic image of the owner’s mom – a previous Miss Bahamas, in a fabulous afro, stamped everywhere. Here, we had drinks, got more details on Chris’s interesting life, spoke for length to a young local teen in a spectacular purple sweatsuit about life in Harbour Island, and ran into the husband of Brooke Shields, who apologized for his wife not being there, as she had just traveled and wasn’t feeling up to it. We also got wind of a live concert this evening, at a place called Vic-Hum, where a reggae band was supposed to be playing but DJ Khaled was expected to drop by as well.We hit a juncture as we left The Landing. Where next? Catherine seemed to be nosing in the direction of the dinghy. Ana wasn’t sure. John and I just stood there, pleasantly pissed.
“Who’s taking the lead here?” asked Ana.
“Not me,” said John. “I’m just following, not making any decisions.”
“Me neither. I'll just follow the fun,” I said, nodding at John.
“Well…” said Ana, struggling.
“Let’s go back to the The Elbow Room,” said Chris. Nobody disagreed. Everybody followed.
There we had more drinks, met more people, including a dashing local dude named Melvin, and grooved to the fast flowing beats in the hotbed of activity. The evening breeze was warm, the lighting was perfect, we kept meeting more people, and time had lost all meaning.
“Time to move on,” announced Chris. “We’re going to Gusty’s, jump in a golf cart!” Suddenly half the people in the bar headed for the street and piled into randomly selected golf carts and took off. Chris found an empty seat on one. The four of us weren’t sure what to do until Melvin came wheeling by, alone. “Jump in,” he said. We claimed seats and held on as Melvin moved at top speed through the paved then gravel streets, dodging potcake dogs, chickens, and other golf carts piloted by drunken drivers.
To everybody’s shock, Gusty’s was closed, so the parade of carts rattled down a different street to reach club Vic-Hum, where every single person on Harbour Island under the age of 50 had gathered. There was a queue, security guards frisking people, and people of all stripes, shapes, and sizes carrying drinks and goofing around. We’d learned the tickets were fifty bucks, but Chris said he knew the owner and could get us in for free. Well, he couldn’t find the owner and folks in the crowd told us the show wasn’t even going to start for another hour or two and it was already well after midnight.
We looked to our tour guide. He was trying to procure a marijuana joint but could find no sellers.
“Chris,” Ana said. “Let’s go back to our boat for more drinks.”
“OK, but if you see anybody selling joints along the way, just let me know,” he said, then took the lead and we followed him through dark, narrow streets which popped up right back at Valentines, which was now, like everywhere else on the island except Vic-Hum, dark and deserted.
The party continued in SeaLight’s cockpit as we drank rum and cokes, warm beer (had forgotten to stock fridge) and wine as Chris entertained us with tales of his exploits with Lenny Kravitz, showed us videos of him and Gene Simmons in the studio, and listened to one of the tracks he’d been working on for his album. Time had not regained any meaning.
The girls slipped away around 2:30am and we stayed up a bit longer with Chris then jumped in the dinghy for the sketchy ride across the choppy bay to drop him off at the ferry dock on North Eleuthera. We said our sloppy goodbyes, bounced and sloshed back across the bay, then crossed the finish line for the day at precisely 3:45 am, setting a new late night record for our epic trip, thereby making it even more epic.